Standard Sands Vernacular (SSV) is the manner in which most vendors and other citizens of The Sands speak, recognizable by the capitalization of every word and the disregard for pronouns within a sentence fragment. Misspellings and incorrect use of possessive nouns and plural-noun markers are also pretty common, as well as oversight of various other grammatical rules of Standard English. Speech patterns among individual SSV speaking vendors vary.

Common Slang Edit